Heat-stressed baby Flying Foxes, a type of bat, are lined up to feed at the Australian Bat Clinic in Queensland, Australia on Jan. 9. Thousands of bats near Brisbane and the Gold Coast have succumbed to extreme heat, falling out of trees and dying during a recent heat wave which is setting record high temperatures in Australia.
As only the Irish Can Tell A Story! [via Cacciatore]
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd
each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal
drink.
So when Paddy's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick took a boat
out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat .... and nearly
drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother .
"Grandma he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like me
father, his father and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled eyes and said,
"Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December
when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya fekin idiot!"
Caught in a Toyota [via Nina Reznick]
There are no scratches on the outside of this car, but the
vehicle is totaled!
vehicle is totaled!
A man in Waterton Park , (south of Calgary ), came out to find the inside of his 18 month old Toyota Sequoia trashed.
A grizzly bear had somehow got a door open.
Once inside it got trapped when the door shut behind him, probably by the wind.
The Toyota was the
Platinum edition, all the door panels were ripped
off, the head-liner torn to pieces, all headrests, the
leather
seats, the dash shredded.
The steering column was twisted Sideways. Two of the six airbags went off, the other four the bear ripped to pieces.
The steering column was twisted Sideways. Two of the six airbags went off, the other four the bear ripped to pieces.
You can imagine a trapped grizzly being hit with an airbag in an enclosed space!
He must have figured he was in for the fight of his life, and by the looks of this car, he won the fight.
When the bear ripped off the door panels he also clawed all the wiring harnesses out.
Toyota figures every wire he pulled or clawed at resulted in alarm bells, voices or sparks.
The head mechanic at Calgary Toyota doubted if they had the expertise to put this vehicle back together, even if they had enough parts to do it. And, to add insult to injury, the bear took a big Dump in the back of the SUV . . . and then broke out the rear window. (So a bear dosen't always shit in the woods.)
Fish and wildlife officers have inspected the damage and figure it was a 3 year old Grizzly.
The vehicle has been written off by the insurance company.
The cost of this fully optioned vehicle new was over $70,000, and they stopped counting the repair costs at $60,000 plus.
And we worry about colliding with a deer ???
Give it some thought ... [via Cacciatore]
Mensa Question,
give it some thought before peeking at the answer.
You are on a horse,
galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side
is a sharp drop-off.
And on your left
side is a tiger traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front
of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a
lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to
safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
See answer below…
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round
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Elaborate New Portraits Drawn on Vintage Maps by Ed Fairburn

Peak District, 2013. Pencil on a contoured map of the Peak District. 47 x 35in (120 x 90cm)

Colorado
Geological, 2013. Pencil on a geological map of Colorado, the first of a
series of works exclusive to the Mike Wright Gallery in Denver,
Colorado.

Bristol
Envelope, 2013. A small portrait, produced in ink on an original street
map of Bristol (UK) – this was later cut and folded to form an
envelope, combining the current map works produced by Fairburn and a
previous project—postal art.

Yr Ods EP Cover, 2013. Pencil on contoured maps showing parts of Wales, produced for Welsh Band Yr Ods.

Shrewsbury, 2013. Progress shot, ink on a street map of Shrewsbury.

Innsbruck,
2013. Ink on a contoured map of Innsbruck/surrounding area, 20 x 20in
(52 x 52cm) approx. Lines of elevation have been followed with a pen,
the width of each line has been altered accordingly to build the
different tones.

Pontypridd, 2013. Pencil on a contoured map of Pontypridd, South Wales (UK).

Solihull, 2013. Progress shot of a past experiment in inks.
Using a wide variety of canvases including railroad blueprints, star charts, geological and street maps, Welsh artist Ed Fairburn (previously here and here) uses addative and subtractive techniques to create portraits that seem pefectly integrated with the topography of streets, mountains and rivers. It’s been almost a year since we last checked in with Fairburn whose process and approach to creating these stunning portraits continues to evolve. One of his most striking methods is to carefully follow map contours with a pen creating rows of lines that vary by width to create individual forms and shadows. The final portraits are so entwined with the map, it becomes hard to imagine one existing without the other.
You can see Fairburn’s work for yourself at Mike Wright Gallery in Denver, Colorado starting January 17th, and he also has prints available here.
Things to do before you get old! [via Nina Reznick]
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