Question: What is the religion of the Italians?

Answer: They are Roman Catholics.

Question: What do the Roman Catholics worship?

Answer: Idols and a piece of bread.

Question: Would not God be angry if He knew that the Italians worshipped idols and a piece of bread?

Answer: God is very angry.

—“Near Home, or, Europe Discovered,” 1850

[via Terry Stanfill]

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