MARRIAGE/MARIJUANA [via Nina Reznick]


For those who haven't heard, Washington State just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
 
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned".

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

"Thank You Mother India" 2013 - 3rd Annual Global Campaign

"Thank You Mother India" was started as a very successful local fundraiser for Yoga Gives Back by YGB Ambassador Jorgen Christiansson of Omkar108 Yoga and his student, yoga blogger Peter A. of Mahamondo in Los Angeles in October 2010. YGB has developed this event into its annual fundraiser with global presence.

During this global campaign season, we invite all studios and teachers from every discipline of yoga, from every city and country to join us in supporting the women and children in India. To register or for more info, visit http://yogagivesback.org/tymi.



SOME Diamonds Not a Girl’s Best Friend [via Tom Cacciatore







THIS IS NOT A PYTHON!

This is a 15 foot Western Diamondback
rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record,

This snake was found Near the St. Augustine
outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of
Mesa Az.

A little research revealed the following:

One bite from a snake of this sizewould contain enough venom to
kill over 40 full grown men.

The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a
normal sized man.

A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed
by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers.

The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom
picture has a blade around 6 inche long.

This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds.
(How much do you weigh?)

Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop's
leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man).

A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old
child and dogs, pigs, etc).

A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot
accurate striking distance.
(The distance for an average size rattlesnake
is about 2 feet . )

This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr.
was President.

[via Alex Cord}

Years back I did a TV movie with Jean Marsh. She is a good friend of Maggie Smith. She asked Maggie, "So what is it like, working with Shirley MacClaine?" Maggie replied, "She takes all the sweetness and light out of the word 'Cunt.''"


Crimes and Misdemeanors Against Nature [via David Adasek]

Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has challenged a recent court ruling finding Virginia’s anti-sodomy law unconstitutional....

A three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit ruled on March 12 that Virginia’s “Crimes Against Nature” statute, which banned oral and anal sex, violates the due process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. 



Ah, springtime in Virginia, where the hills are mountain laurelly
And birds and bees who do it, do it properly and morally
The Laws of Nature won’t permit a tit to do it orally

Nature’s Laws are absolute, God’s word is unconditionary
Embodying a way of life that’s modest and traditionary
All creatures in Virginia have to do it like a missionary.

Peacocks flaunt their feathers and they strut and pose so zanily
But when it’s time to do it they get down to business banally
‘Cause it’s a Crime of Nature for a bird to do it anally.

And right and wrong are opposites and pose a strict dichotomy
You’ll never see some chickadees or cows or hippopotami
Do it in a way Virginia might construe as sodomy.



Tiny Dragon [via Nina Reznick]

Researchers in Indonesia have discovered what looks like a teeny tiny dragon.



As yet, we have no information on whether they guard small piles of gold or attack miniature castles.

This was a nesting female found in the Lambsuango Forest reserve and was immediately released after this photograph was taken.

No everyone, this is not Photoshopped. Just Google 'gliding lizard' - there are around 15 described species, mostly found in South East Asia. This is thought to be a new species with the genus but further study will be required to confirm that.