4 Worms In Church [via Mary Calhoun]

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add

emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate

jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol .

  ... Dead .


The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .


Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . .

Dead.


Fourth worm in good clean soil . .

... Alive
 
So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"



Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . . 
 
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't

have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!