Philosophers of this Century…

 



 ~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.


 ~ Desmond Tutu...
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.
They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
 When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.


 ~ David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

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 ~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire.


~ Old Italian proverb...
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

 ~ Betsy Salkind...
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.


  ~ Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

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