The Three Little Pigs
A teacher was reading the story of the
Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where
first pig was trying to gather
the building materials for his
home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to
build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do
you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very
matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'Well, F#ck me!! A
talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
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