More Philosophers of this Century… [via David Adashek]



 ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.


 ~ Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.


 ~ Jimmy Durante...
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.


 ~ Doug Hanwell...
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.


 ~ George Roberts...
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.


 ~ Jonathan Winters...
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.


 ~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.


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